March 4, 2007

she works hard for the money

Here's another man at work: Me! This is my alter-ego Sheila. She hosted an Oscar themed show last night. The women loved her. The men told her to stay away. Typical. Sheila's command of the English language is somewhat weak. Here's an example of what she said last night.

Good evening ladies & gentle men. All of you give me so much pleasure tonight in welcoming all of you here tonight. Tonight we come at the same time to celebrate the best that Malaysia has to offer... Now to present the nominees of the first categorical, she is a world-famous actoress from that movie Cursed By The Golden Shower, please put your hands on me for Gong Xi!!

Today's post goes out to Meg who loves my backstage photos and Nathalie, just for the heck of it.


Blogger Meg said...

LOVE the boobs and the lips, Sheila. You look stunning. And did you write the script? I hope people laughed until they fell off their chairs.

Say, KL is not THAT far from NZ - one day, we'll come see you or Eddie perform, ok?

My best to Eddie, too. (And next time, a bit more legs?)

1:43 PM  
Blogger Kate said...


1:51 PM  
Blogger Michael Salone said...

You have one of the best DP blogs in my opinion. So diverse in subject matter and funny as well. Love this photo and your candor. Keep up the great work!

2:32 PM  
Blogger Ame said...

HEY! I don't like it when men are prettier than me! LMAO! What an amaaaaaaaaaaaaazing transformation "girl!"

Ooooooooooooo, I'm soooooooooooo confused! Not really! far into it did your feet start hurting?


3:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has got to be the most glamorous working man yet! Too bad I missed the rest of her/your show.

3:59 PM  
Blogger Kris said...

hey, more cantik than me :p

5:17 PM  
Blogger Jing said...

esp. like the expression.
wonderful post.


6:55 PM  
Blogger Nathalie H.D. said...

FANTASTIC! Edwin I just burst into laughter when I saw your photo, it's brilliant and I'm very proud that it's dedicated to me.
Please count me on the list of fans of your backstage photos, you are so good at portraits!

Thanks again for this excellent post. Her words are hilarious too!

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thankness everybody for coming on me with your fabulous comments! I'm so exciting! My heart is pounding and my chest is heaving! Oh, if only you could see it heaving!

Edwin is away cos I'm making him play hide & seek and he's hiding in my box. When I catch him in my box, I'll tell him that all of you have come on his blogplace.

muah muah and kiss kiss like that ok? :)

12:37 AM  
Blogger Lilly said...

Looking goooooood!! The hair, the dress, I don't know what's better! And i agree, we need to see more leg!

12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you look tan-tastic! did you get your nails done too?

3:24 AM  
Blogger Rafleesia said...


4:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sheila, You look amazing!

4:57 AM  
Blogger Ming the Merciless said...

Girlfriend, you are fierce!! :-)

5:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my question though is, WHOSE silver Camper shoes are those in the background????

9:09 AM  
Blogger Michael Salone said...

Sheila...your comment cracked me up!!! I think you should do a whole blog in fact. Videos, sound effects, and I promise you we'll on come on your blog as you say.

1:37 PM  
Blogger edwin s said...

I see Sheila beat me to it, thanking you for your comments that is :)

Michael, thanks for your wonderful comments. Hope all is good with you. You're still AWOL on your blogs :)

Ladies, you don't want to see Sheila's legs...she doesn't shave nor has she heard of Epilady.

The 5-inch stilettos were a bitch after 20 minutes and I had them on for an hour. The nails were in pink from my mother's private stash of nail enamel.

Karen, those are my silver Campers. Nice, kan?

Rafleesia, Diana meets Beyoncé and Dame Edna :)

2:07 PM  
Blogger Rarebeet said...

Sheila the divaaaa!! You look hot! Please take my red dress, you looked much better in it than I ever did!

6:28 PM  
Blogger Pod said...

what an impressive chest!

6:56 PM  
Blogger wmw said...

What event was that? Private one? If only my company can afford to hire Sheila!!!! That would be a riot! LOL...

9:07 PM  
Blogger mamasan said...

It's that haunting, mysterious expression in the eyes... part come-hither, part "who turned out the floodlights and put on these horrid night-for-day fluoros?"
Lovey, C

9:31 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

Sheila, ma chérie... You look maaaaaahvelous dahhhling... Hope to see more of you soon.

And as Michael said, your own blog would have us all coming on you...

6:18 AM  
Blogger edwin s said...

Yes Paprika, that red dress of yours is stunning. But with Sheila's waist ballooning, it may not fit as well :o

Pod, you likey the chesty eh?

WMW, of course your company can hire me. Cost we cakap-cakap first lah. Oh, next Actorlympics in June. Not sure if I'm doing it yet.

Mamasan! So good to have you back! Miss you! Which reminds me, I have to call you.

Eric...thanks dahhhhling

10:41 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

LOL! So that's the script you were writing for!


11:50 PM  
Blogger kuanyin333 said...

Darling know how to steal the show! You're way too over-the-top for a simple blog....move on up to the big time of New York!

12:30 PM  
Blogger jenni said...

such a contrast to your self portrait from last summer! =)

Congrats on turning one! =)

8:59 PM  
Blogger edwin s said...

Ah Keropok, now you know!

NewYork Kuanyin? Really? That would be a dream come true!

Thanks Jenni. You still remember that portrait? hehehehehhehe :)

10:55 PM  

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